How annoying is it to navigate deep into the menus of the touchscreen? I drive a 1996 Volvo 850 and I am anxious about missing knob/button access for things like bass/treble, fast forward, etc. Death to touch.

My theory is that Breitbart is actually just a massive Long Island rap fan from the 1990's:

I look forward to your humorless companion piece lamenting the evils of tweeting that something is “like Groundhog Day,” whenever they really should just say “deja-vu.” Because what we’re really saying is, “Fuck the French.”