Wait, is "Guest" Phil, and "iago's yoda" Paul, or is it vice-versa.

I'll corner the market on earplugs before that dial up modem noise once again becomes commonplace.

Thanks for asking!

Whereas over here, Quentin Crisp is known as Quentin Chip.

I think that's "To Hume do you refer?"

She gave it to a Weinstein.

He got way too into the lifestyle, hanging out with prostitutes, trashing temples…..

Maybe. I saw the routine decades ago.

"Yesterday on the bus, I sat next to a beautiful blonde Chinese girl. She said 'Hi, my name is Dawn, and I'm a nymphomaniac who only sleeps with Jewish cowboys.' I said 'Hello, Dawn. My name is Dusty Goldberg.'"

That's what you get when you insist on a non-Jewish agent.

I plead Poe.

Les, are you there? Les, are you there?

So in other words, exactly what he said.

Say…no…more!

It only works on those with souls.

Ferguson has repeatedly stated that he doesn't want the job under any circumstances, as he can get away with more in his current slot.

Don Pardo? Bah. Gary Owens!

Brenda?

Glad I scrolled down and saw that someone else had already done this.

Google "Treapanning" sometime. It's an actual thing.