I called bullshit on this article- this is a Taika Waititi joint, Thor could wield a magic salmon carcass and you'd see it. We'll all see it!

Ha! This is more a big budget, less nude LIFEFORCE remake than a MUMMY reboot!

Please get Steve Buschemi for this…

My thoughts exactly… it's too perfect…

Oh, one more- Clifton Collins Jr.

Not to mention ROAD HOUSE and the final season of JUSTIFIED, in which he shaves his mustache and somehow becomes more badass.

I knew it!!!

Except for point Break and both Bill and Ted movies… And John Wick. And that Diane Keaton rom-com.

Oh totally add Peter Stormare to the list of actors I'll watch in anything! Constantine was a loaded deck of quality, wasn't Rachel Weiss the love interest?

As far as non-Americans, Stephen Chow.

I'm just throwing in the towels of James Mason, Jeffrey Wright, Margo Martinsdale, Walton Goggins (so yes, bless you Justified), Fred Ward and of course the delightful Pierce Brosnan… But if I truly could only pick one, it would be Tommy Lee Jones. I've sought out more movies only because if his involvement, and the…

As someone who's worked in animation, and at a failed low budget animation studio on a feature, I'd say we need to know a lot more about the situation. Trust me, to even make terrible animation takes an outrageous amount of time and effort. Startup studios trying to break big on a first feature usually have a lot of…

"They named me one of the top five Hitlers of all time. The real Hitler wasn't even on the list!"
Killed me.

Sorry, but to include the RESIDENT EVIL series and omit JACKASS 3D Is criminal. The opening sequence alone is one of the best 3D sequences I've ever seen, but until you've seen a feces geyser or a little person slapped with a giant hand in 3D, you haven't seen how far the medium can go.

"They named me one of the top five Hitlers of all time! The real Hitler wasn't even on the list!"
Getting this the day after Ghost-In-The-Scarlett Gate was sublime.

Having seen MERMAID I would say there are three comic set pieces of equal absurdity and quality. One is an extended (failed) assassination attempt, the next two involve tentacle and assassination. I will say no more. Go see MERMAID. It's delightful. Chow is clearly the king of hilariously NOT killing people.