That wasn't expression. That was makeup.

Now I am wondering if there were thorns involved.

My husband is a grown-ass man. I think he'd care exactly zero percent if someone called him a hipster. Pfff.

it's easier then having them beg to have you back >_>

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Oh…

THIS!

I was giving my husband a BJ and suddenly he got the giggles. I look over and here are my 2 cats just staring at me. Yes, I fuck in front of my pets because if I keep the door closed, they'll just paw and head butt the door, which ruins sexy times even more. Apparently, not only were my pervy cats watching us, but…

I got a massive nosebleed during sex once. Like, a river of blood gushing down my face. My darling ex-husband, bless his heart, looked at me in sheer terror and said, while still thrusting, "oh my god, are you okay? Um, should I, um, should I stop?"

I get that you get it now, but man, it ended so many other relationships. :-(

Sensei

Amen

I'm a guy with mostly female friends, and I really can't stand most guys...

addendum: this article reminds me of this cartoon -

I'm confused about why this is sexist. I am not saying that I would want someone (especially a stranger) to take upskirt pictures, but let's be real here.

The picture is pornographic. Okay fine, I don't find pornographic images to be necessarily sexist, especially in scenarios like this where the model is a…

I am not bothered by this, sorry.

icked you out? It was such a fun organic video, one of the best ones imo. I can get over the fact that Terry directed it because it's none of my business.

oh stop it already, bad actress .

Can we banish her to outer space? Jesus, I cannot stand this woman.

I was wondering! I'm a Chrome user, so I totally didn't see what you saw. I supported you though!!!