I disabled my ad blocker and I still don't see the image, but I DO have some ridiculous dancing man in a suit at the bottom of the page asking me "Don't you deserve a break from the nonsense?" Yes ridiculous dancing man, I do. *Turns ad blocker back on*

In between the birth control pills and the globe- that's the outline of a cliff, right? God, I love cliffs. Tampons and cliffs.

My late bunny, Mr. Grumphus Bumfus Bunn B. Doofus, Esq., would have liked you a lot.

and babies. I love buying babies and dress forms.

Oh THAT!

you can't push things on the internet off a cliff—it doesn't work that way, no matter how tall the cliff.

I like your rage. *sexy wink*

Sometimes I wonder if Jezebel commenters are really feminists or if they're actually trolls pretending to be feminists in order give slanderous material to glib men everywhere.

I think it was probably used because they had only been married a couple days. Plus, have you seen the stock images for "Woman staring down at crumpled body of dead man hundreds of feet below"? Grizzly stuff.

I mean, there are some chain restaurant foods that I love, no shame, but I am certainly aware that most of their ingredients are things that I would not recognize as food.

Stop political-ing my logic-ing!

Most comments here are more then 148 words long and far, far better. We all deserve credits from this school.

I am with you, and I am a lady! The bf likes smoking and sexing, but I usually giggle his woody away. Yet weed is still my boo. Maybe I should actually TRY coke, eh?

So you choose to have a fulfilling life instead of wasting a large chunk of time sitting in a dark theater? <sarcasm> You cad you. </sarcasm>

I think they are the coolest.

They're the biggest dorks and yet I want to be their best friend. It's awesome.

Watch out, that's starting to sound like radical feminism!

Broad City is everything Girls wishes it could be.

Sorry dude, nobody's impressed by your law degree. Just because the syllabus mentions Miley Cyrus doesn't mean it's fluff. Media critique can be worthless drivel, but it can also be really meaningful and important—for one's career, and just for plain old life. Some of the classes I took that were the least relevant to…

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.