This is all assuming that your boss is an actual human being and not a self-absorbed toolbag with a completely different agenda than yours. I could turn the water in the break room cooler to wine and sell it for $1000 a jug and my boss still won't forget about the one time I forgot to empty the paper shredder, forcing…

Minus two marks for reading Lifehacker at work. Damn it! Improving my review is hurting my review!