He was just feeling some economic anxiety.

As much of a catastrophe as Kinja can sometimes be, it’s mostly great at keeping the gremlins away. So was the old star system, honestly.

This is sad news. Murray had many virtues as an athlete. I particularly appreciated his insistence that women’s tennis players receive equal treatment and attention.  

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not but Torts was one of the major reasons Derek Boogaard died the way he did. He’s also well known for being a hardnosed asshole, which can generate results with a younger group of players but also creates situations like these which will essentially tear a team apart.

When will we get a “Where are they now? Sports Baby” edition? I need to see what the future holds.

And Montreal still has Shea Weber (and his contract) for 7 more years.

Breaking News: Giants sign Eli Manning to 1 year contract extension

Could it be muscle memory that made him replicate his form at dinner? Probably not.

I don’t know Wayne Hennessey, so maybe... but is there even one other thing that this guy has ever done that would suggest that his raising his arm like that was anything other than what he said it was?

how long will the “voice carry” excuse last?

Or Spaz. That’s one that a lot of people don’t know is offensive.

You know it’s based on the fact that Down Syndrome makes them look Mongolian?

I’m not a neutral. I am a Liverpool fan, and City deserved that win because they did what Liverpool didn’t on that day, which is to finish their chances.

This is the first time a team will start the season with 15 wins in their first 20 matches and lose the Prem league, and it’s going to happen to two of either Liverpool, Tottenham, or Man City.

They looked good last night. But long term without Kawhi Leonard, they will struggle to compete.

That game was fucking awesome

Actually, just straight-up saying it:

Jacksonville is the Bad Place.

Like you, I am also attempting to make my penis bigger by unnecessarily expressing a preference for an entertainment product in which assholes try to hurt each other. I find it much more enjoyable than watching talented people do their jobs skillfully. You should hear how loud my pickup truck is.

A Boy Named Suh concurs