How fucking weird is that cameraman? Am I the only one who shudders while looking at those pictures?

What a good boy, shitting outside.

You weren’t. The first thing I thought was, “What the fuck is he on?”

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

As much as I like MacArthur from his days on a terrible Leafs team ... he’s is nowhere close to being the most important person on that team.

In 2009, Michigan place kicker Brendan Gibbons raped a female student. Taylor Lewan, Gibbons’ roommate at the time, then called the victim and threatened to rape her again if she pressed charges.

My 21 year old son was in tears this morning. He’s at that age where you don’t have a lot of heroes, but José was one of them.

Fuck. This kid had so. much. fun. playing baseball. Ugh man.

I am still in shock. I also had to break the news to my father who never missed a Jose Fernandez start, and this tore him up. I wish this was just a bad dream I could wake up from. In total disbelief right now. I can’t believe this happened. Why is all I keep thinking. Why

As he should be remembered:

Autumn is great, except that it signals the end of summer, and the approach of winter. If the seasons went summer-autumn-summer-spring, I’d feel a lot better every September.

Especially after the whole Shady McCoy / cutting all the black people thing he did in Philly. Now that just looks like he hated Philadelphia.

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

I have a ton of respect for Sherman. After that whole talking trash after the game affair, where everyone said he was a thug and a bad role model, I looked him up to see what he’s about. The guy is a straight up excellent role model. I’d be overjoyed if my kid looked up to him.

This is an excellent take that will be drowned out by rocket fuel-level takes from fans and talking heads alike real soon. So I will applaud this before the avalanche of hate-fueled and/or point-missing retorts comes, in and out of the league.

No u

Fuck that team. But really fuck the management of Team USA. Bunch of fucking fossils still living in the good ol’ days of clutch and grab neutral zone trap boring ass hockey. They hired a piece of shit for a coach along with too many players more than willing to elbo their opponents head and got a pile of shit on the…

Bummer, after all that hype.

@bevraj of choice: you churned butter to Kelly McGillis, eh?

That's the second time I've been let down by a Witness topless scene.