years ago i learned a key trick from a friend’s mom...always tape the allen wrench to the underside of whatever assembled product it came with. she is a wise, wise woman. this has saved me so much time and needless frustration.

as an inquisitive child i tried climbing the front of my parents’ tall dresser while my mother tried to enjoy a relaxing bath. luckily for me the foot of their bed broke the dresser’s fall and prevented me from being crushed. my mother’s relaxation was short lived. i nearly gave her a heart attack and caused her to…

formal attire only...

The Darwin award bullshit should not apply to anyone whose brain is not done developing. This is just a sad tragedy spawned by the impulsiveness of youth.

And yet, I am still nervous that they could beat my Bills tomorrow. Life in the NFL underclass is rough.

Female spouse here....this dish and its ham handed preparation were worth fighting over. Taste is subjective but food safety is not! She needs to be kept away from pinterest recipes and i say that as an avid fan of retro party foods and 1970's style casseroles. Dude tried to save her...

I do not think it is necessary to have an #notallmakeup response to this article. Young women are being bombarded with beauty culture at unprecedented levels today and that can create some dangerous perceptions about a woman’s value, if not contextualized. If my 7 year old daughter were exhibiting signs of falling…

that film title has always bothered me...makes no sense at all.

kudos to whoever selected the lead image...it encapsulates the Hallmark channel in one perfect (chilling and terrifying) photo.

i fell in love with morocco when i sat down to my first meal and found a triple spice holder like this for table salt, pepper and cumin...awesome. cumin is the best.

This is a legitimate worry....

to be fair, the Bills one would necessarily be repetitive.

i live in a city where schlepping is very easy and i still do not want to do this all of the time, but still do. these services are a mental health boon for friends who live in schlep-heavy cities.

i wish that i had any muscle memory...that is an amazing skill

will always love this absurd photo. great ad campaign.

my favorite response to the do you want children question, which turns into the do you have children question as you age, is “nope” with a smile and no explanation. people find it confusing and disconcerting.

did your nose also swell up to three times its normal size?

some cockroaches are no longer afraid of daylight....we are going to be seeing more of this. sadly it will not change until white people speak up about it every time, which sucks when you are out having a good time with your kids. strange times.

Only if they let the bear live afterward.

I could get behind this tour if it were an exhibit of near extinct douchebaggery....sadly this phenotype is not remotely endangered.