Holy fucking shit, I’m so tired of millennials complaining publicly about their unsatisfactory lives. Guys who are actual adults don’t typically do that (ok, I’m sure there are exceptions). But the larger message is, get over your disappointment that the world isn’t the cuddly paradise your helicopter parents led you…

So stop fucking douchebags. Jeez.

If it’s your co-worker with a mullet and a shitty moustache at your job loading trucks at UPS on Christmas break during college in the early 1990s, and he asks you during a smoke break at 3 am in the parking lot, then it’s about drugs (and maybe just weed).

It’s super interesting how nearly all the negative/hostile replies to this piece are by commenters with male names, or pictures of men as their avatars. That’s probably just a coincidence, though, right?