Everybody wanted to root for the crazy gay tiger guy and to do that, you had to root against (and be okay with him trying to kill) Carole.  The sad truth is that Joe used the fun loving gay tiger guy persona to hide some pretty abusive and exploitative personality traits.  

I didn’t watch Tiger King, but doesn’t Carole Baskin have a female friend — or could they gin one up? — so that she could be played by Aidy Bryant and they could just use their “incompetent shop keeper” voices?

This is like beating a dead horse. The story’s moment in the spotlight ended two years ago. Outside of clarifying that Don either probably was killed a drug cartel or crashed his plane in the ocean, there’s nothing left to talk about.

What we’d really love would be a revival of pre-Spanfeller AV Club.

we should also ask ourselves, “If I were in the same position, would I be able to say no to her?”

When he claims he was powerless when it came to sleeping with Buffy actresses, I was genuinely shocked. How does he not understand that that’s not an acceptable response. This article isn’t going to rehabilitate this dude’s reputation. 

That profile does not do him any favors — he comes across as extremely entitled, narcissistic and plays the victim, believing that he has never done anything wrong. He blames C-PTSD, which he may actually have (no way for us to know) but seems to have learned absolutely nothing from alleged years of therapy and…

Oh fucking unclench

Rest up buddy, we’ll find whom it was.

Here’s an unedited one that’s also good:

If that was the case, then I’d go straight to the source and bang Captain America myself. 

I like this plan...

Admit it, it's George Washington being on it that turns your crank. Ooh, those sexy Founding Fathers...

Fair. Maybe just find that random SSR soldier played by Natalie Dormer. She seemed up for a good time.

See, that’s why you go back in time and bang Peggy Carter. It won’t have any affect on the timeline, but you still get to bang a woman who looks exactly like Hayley Atwell.

 I went back in time to kill baby Thanos, but all it did was create an alternate timeline with no Thanos. 

that journal entry is really hard to fit into that narrative. 

Hot take: Whedon’s version of Batman was one of the more refreshing takes on the character.

I hope he didn’t compound his misery by watching it too.