I think Taylor Swift would be a better comparison for that.

Alright, so since everyone is commenting about this even though I’ve already edited it (how?), I’m going to explain what I think happened here. I’m pretty sure the writer of this story originally listed soups/salads as one thing. Being that listing them as one thing in a numbered list of things is patently insane, I…

Dude only decided to call the cops because they stiffed him on the tip. He had no problem with them walking out after 7 margs each.

It really is. Powerful, thought provoking and beautifully written.

That’s a hell of a piece of writing, Stassa.

Nah, never underestimate Hollywood’s ability to misinterpret a clear message. Their message from this is don’t make movies for girls.

The preview reminded me of those straight to video Olsen twins movies.

I was so pissed when I saw the trailer because I knew it was going to be bad.

THIS MOVIE MAKES ME ANGRY ENOUGH TO KICK A PLANT.

I’v fucking had it with these magazines and media oulets referring to black and latina women as “so and so’s baby mama” - it’s racist af! They don’t refer to Nichole Kidman as Tom’s Cruise’s “baby mama” or any white woman who has a child with any white man of any level of fame.

It is a shame, because he was really good. However, as I said in reply to my fun critic above, he’s no longer a practicing photographer. I heard from a friend of a friend that the contracts had something to do with it. If I was really motivated, I could probably ask my husband to inquire at the courthouse, but I’m…

It’s when we celebrate a greedy, genocidal maniac who “discovered” land where the idea of “dollas make us holla” was allowed to grow and foster into the deeply unequal, unempathetic, and inhuman hellscape that is the United States by having sales at stores that prey on the underclass.

The bride not being able to be there points out how truly painful it really is and somehow makes the generosity even more profound to me.

It’s national Coffee day? Ok, let’s give this dirtbag a shot of caffeine: Coffee-fied celebs.

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

Elegant shade.

That’s because Lena Dunham is a famous person.

I am so happy he didn't die and he found a nice vampire boyfriend.

I feel so vindicated right now:

She only released two studio albums, but they’re both incredible showcases of her singing talent. The first, Frank, was a jazz album. The second, Back to Black, was a soul album. I honestly would put her voice on those albums up with great jazz and soul singers like Billie Holiday and Aretha Franklin.