I wish I could edit to add “I DO NOT AGREE WITH HIM BEING BANNED AND I AM AGAINST CENSORSHIP IN ALL FORMS” because it’s getting exhausting typing it over and over again.

“If you want to, for your own-self-empowerment, take personal responsibility because you feel like you need to for something you did, that is one thing,” she adds. “But you don’t get to make that statement for everybody else.”

I can put a lot more grand slams under your belt, Andy.

I’m a feminist who is constantly talking about the patriarchy and sexist ideas of acceptable femininity. . . but this would piss me right off.

I’m expecting it’ll be like Lady Gaga’s Fame. God. The concept was awesome, but it smelled like the kind of shit ninth-grade me would have doused herself in. No shock—Coty made both Fame and Exclamation *shudder* The nasal equivalents of screaming.

Uh, I’m pretty sure Miss Piggy is the absolute apotheosis of glamour and fabulousness, Bonjour, and you should probably ask The Divine Miss Pig for forgiveness for your outrageous slurs.

I vote real, if only because Miley's response was so bad and awkward. And Rebel Wilson was surprised AF, IMO. If Nicki was smiling, it was because she knew she stunted all over Miley.

Hahahaha!

Oooooooooooo. Miley.

“MILEY WHATS GOOD?”

The other one—how do I as a good guy with a gun, identify you, as another good guy with a gun, when the bad guy with a gun starts shooting? What if I misidentify you as the bad guy with a gun and kill you? Then, the bad guy, having observed that one of the good guys is down, and the other is distracted, can shoot me!…

This will be blamed on Obama or #BlackLivesMatter before the bodies are cold.

Once, in my own time as a musical theater kid, a choreographer taught me how to “spot,” or keep my balance while pirouetting: to find a place to focus on and keep my eyes there, no matter how quickly I turned. At the end of a series of spins, you will always end up at the place you have been spotting. This is what…

This woman is an American goddamn hero. It doesn’t even matter that she’s Chinese. That combination of stubbornness, desire to spite the security officials, and getting your drank on just made an eagle cry. It’s beautiful.

But without him, what shall we do? Where shall we go? How shall we live?

I am actually super surprised that this even made it to Jezebel. It’s currently a huge issue within the indie polish maker community, as well as the nail art community. I’m a blogger and this is definitely one of the bigger “scandals” that I can remember in the past few years. Thankfully, I’m not a fan of Mentality so…

The irony is that one of my last names is Shepherd....

Sheepsplain? Ugh fuck ewe

How is Katy “Regina George?” She’s totally the Janis Ian of this beef-polooza.

I can only find one fault with this video and that’s the fact that it was shot in portrait instead of landscape. But I am still definitely watching it on repeat.