This will be blamed on Obama or #BlackLivesMatter before the bodies are cold.

Once, in my own time as a musical theater kid, a choreographer taught me how to “spot,” or keep my balance while pirouetting: to find a place to focus on and keep my eyes there, no matter how quickly I turned. At the end of a series of spins, you will always end up at the place you have been spotting. This is what…

This woman is an American goddamn hero. It doesn’t even matter that she’s Chinese. That combination of stubbornness, desire to spite the security officials, and getting your drank on just made an eagle cry. It’s beautiful.

But without him, what shall we do? Where shall we go? How shall we live?

I am actually super surprised that this even made it to Jezebel. It’s currently a huge issue within the indie polish maker community, as well as the nail art community. I’m a blogger and this is definitely one of the bigger “scandals” that I can remember in the past few years. Thankfully, I’m not a fan of Mentality so…

The irony is that one of my last names is Shepherd....

Sheepsplain? Ugh fuck ewe

Sort-of related:

I fell bad for Lima bean fooled like that.

From one of the ladies FB page - they weren’t the only ones enjoying themselves, yet they were clearly singled out. First hand account.

OR THE PATH TRAIN BACK TO NJ AT 4AM

Okay seriously I have been to Napa Valley and although I’ve never been on the wine train, literally every single place in Napa is white women getting drunk and being loud. Every where. Even French Laundry. And that place is hoity toity af.

You’re going to have something called a Wine Train and expect groups of women not to get rowdy? What’s the point then?!

I had a freak of a cat who loved water. You’d turn on the shower and leave it to warm up, and BAM, kitty’s in there. You’d bathe the dog and BAM, kitty’s swimming circles around him. She was long-haired and too fat (or fond of baths) to clean herself properly, so there was often a poop situation that made baths a…

I literally said to my wife yesterday, “Taylor Swift collects ‘friends’ like kids collect Pokémon.” She stared at me, shook her head, and asked, “How proud of yourself are you right now?”

How is Katy “Regina George?” She’s totally the Janis Ian of this beef-polooza.

I can only find one fault with this video and that’s the fact that it was shot in portrait instead of landscape. But I am still definitely watching it on repeat.

Oh, she’s already been there. TruFact: adultosaur is Lorde irl. It’s supposed to be a secret, so shh.

Young woman changes career path because of health reasons and personal feelings about sexualization in the modeling industry, and we mock her for it?