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LITERALLY ME IN MY OFFICE RN HOLY SHIT WTF KATE I AM NOT EMOTIONALLY STABLE ENOUGH FOR THIS THERE AREN’T ENOUGH WARNINGS IN THE WORLD FOR ME TO DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF STORY

I think I’m still a little butthurt over all the nasty shit that was said about the Target/Lily collab. I don’t own anything Lily, but it was hard not to take some of the comments as a dig at my home and my people. I mean, my grandmother picked cotton, my mother picked tobacco. I’m not Olde Southern Money by any

Savannah here. My thighs look awful in shorts of any length, short skirts aren’t always practical or flattering, and capris can make me look like I have stubby legs. MAXI DRESS TO THE RESCUE! I am so over the snotty NY disdain for the fact people choose to and prefer to live elsewhere, even places where preppy pinks

She might be funny, but she’s funny in that way when you laugh uncomfortably at an acquaintance when they make an off-color joke. In that, this wasn’t actually funny, it was weird, and weirdly nasty. Lots of Cool Girl-isms, etc in this piece.

There’s been a really negative vibe here the past two weeks. Every time I come over it seems I’m being told why everything I like is awful and I should be embarrassed for daring to like stuff that people in Brooklyn don’t care for.

Uhhh, excuse the fuck out of me, but I look goddamn fantastic in a maxi dress. You can pry them from my cold dead hands.

Jezebel- this is straight up body shaming. You wear what you want, and I’ll wear what I want. As a big busted lady who sometimes doesn’t feel comfortable in her own skin, maxi dresses are a godsend. They make me feel nice. You take your negativity and go elsewhere.

How about we just let women wear whatever the fuck they feel comfortable in? Personally i’m not a fan of the maxi dress (I prefer knee-length dresses) but why does it matter that other women like to wear them?

I hope you’re not referring to that purple lipstick, because that lipstick is fucking AMAZING.

I only keep up on Mad Men through these Jez posts, but I have to say this thread reminds me why I hated working in advertising with an effing red-hot passion!

I loved Roger originally thinking that Shirley was leaving because “we all hate Carol”.

Good. This never should have happened. The film itself is full of inaccuracies from what I heard and it’s infuriating that they chose Zoe Saldana of all people to play her instead of giving an opportunity to a dark skinned woman who looks more like Nina Simone.

i’m sorry but Zoe Saldana playing Nina Simone would require too much suspension of disbelief for me to take the movie seriously.

In other news, that Nina Simone movie staring Zoe Saldana is in crisis and the release has been delayed, delayed and delayed. I look forward to it tanking upon release

What I like about Instagram is that some people out there really know how to take a good photo. They use colors, the know how to capture interesting things. It’s not just about posting a shitty picture, but to share something interesting.

My travel photo philosophy is to post things that are aesthetically pleasing or funny, not just “hey! I’m at [destination]” my friends and family dig the baby photos (I’m definitely one of those people when I’m not traveling), but boring photos of awesome places are tedious.

I like looking at my friends’ vacation pictures just as much as I like posting mine. I think you have to be a very bitter, jealous person if it bothers you to see your friends having fun abroad. Same with relationship pics. Be happy for your friends!

If Fox News did a segment on the “myth” of wage inequality where all of the anchors got together and had to lay their paychecks side by side to openly see who makes what, and then watch the ones who make more try to justify their higher wage to the lower paid anchors, I would watch the shit outta that train wreck.

Crystal Castles sounds like a strip club, or a tacky wedding venue, or a Florida Woman. But not a band.

Next up: “E.L. James and Niall Leonard replace Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan with themselves. ‘We both acted in grade school, so we’re bringing the A-game to the films that they deserve.’”