@Matthew Kidd: Any/all potential justification aside, there must, by definition, be harm and damage (therefore deaths) between the warring sides as a direct result of war.

...just wanted to mention that James Bond (with skis) should be included in anything that is mentioned here for no reason whatsoever.

@sydcinema: you are not the only person that wishes you had a camera for that.

@nutbastard: the only thing that makes me more awestruck by your comment is how drunk you must have been.

I am so trying this on every site I go to for the rest of my life.

@stevieboy: I am so using your "if the next words out of your mouth arent..." line. Fantastic.

Childhood obesity is a problem. The solution is a ball and/or a bike.

McCain wins.

@r.p.goodfellow: hindsight is always 20/20. Sad events, regardless.

@Ryder311: HOLY CRAP! I still have my set of those cards, complete with stickers.

the best part about this article is that every single commenter that I would have hearted for their comments I have already hearted.

@FriedPeeps: Id go on n give ya a plus like number but i kint figga out how manys enough

@acidrain69: BINGO! ... and that sir is the fruit of this successful attack.

We have all concluded that s/he is talking into her own ear trumpet I presume.

@Nitesh: I am well aware. I was commenting on the typos in the article in what turns out to be an apparent humor failure.

@Vitto #9: I am well aware. I was commenting on the typos in the article in what turns out to be an apparent humor failure.

@Vitto #9: While I recognize and admire your sarcasm, that makes more sense than this galaxy being 600 million years younger than the universe itself.

Fantastic but this takes the cake...

This may possibly be the greatest thing to happen, ever.

@daftrok: ... but tell us how you really feel...