@TheUltra: Ive got 30/5mbps for about $50/mo. The rates GREATLY depend on your geographic area.

@TheUltra: Isn't the half a meter of snow every winter, 3 months of darkness and -20 degrees Celsius offset by a plethora of gorgeous women that you can find something to do with for those "terrible" periods of time?

Whatever happened to simply taking LSD to trip out? I must be getting old.

@blub: I understand your pain. Revel in the fact that in the next 100 years your pictures might be salvageable while my great-grand kids, well, if I can even keep my files on a storage medium that will last that long, will be wondering WTF a .PNG or .JPEG is.

@Joe Gearhart: On the plus side it self teaches your toddler to keep away from it for only 25 cents.

I actually removed artists like Pink Floyd, Tool, Frank Zappa, the Beatles and even the Eagles from my Pandora account because I couldn't take just hearing one song. Just seemed wrong.

"Free condoms for everyone!"

@ThomasWolfSwe: <3 Cube. I always think about throwing my shoes in the room first when I enter a strange place.

Apple has finally made 1+1 = something other than 2.

I hear enough bullshit throughout the day, so perhaps I too am immune.

@Odin: We need 10 million similarly paraphrase-able letters about ACTA besides mine and my phone calls.

Dear Mr Schumer:

@Mike43110: done just for you

Ive been trying to STOP playing robo defense for about a month now...

@bazookafox: Ive never seen that before, and it made me really want to say...

I still remember being woken up by my younger brother some 20 years ago and him telling me "Did you know you cant make grilled cheese in a toaster?"

My friend is making a pair, I will definitely hound him to do them

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: Beat me to it.

@Bluecold: Dont worry, Im not only doing my part, Im doing my neighborhoods part.

@I, Opener: Good call sir, but I see your CONSTRUX and raise you ROBOTIX.