Rock over London

Extra points for the Wesley Willis soundtrack.

Right, a snowboard guy.

WAIT.

Also relevant:

Dear tips@deadspin.com. Please turn this into words on a page so that I can consume it. Sincerely, 85% of your readers.

This is the first Regressing article that I was able to understand all the way through. It's an Opening Day miracle!

Those Benson quotes would have been much more reassuring if he hadn't delivered them to a house plant.

Operation Troll Northeastern Alumni is an unqualified success.

While you argued over the color of a dress, 500 cats died of feline leukemia.

I for one can't see anything bad happening after he just signed a $325 million contract.

*Do not send this article.

You get out of the greys by posting interesting/funny/thought provoking comments and having somebody notice it. Posting one of the most overused meme gifs does not quality as any of the three.

The discount is not showing up. Does it need a promo code?

The discount is not showing up. Does it need a promo code?

Hmm... it's not showing at checkout. I'm at the place order page and it's not showing any discounts. Just the full $50

Hmm... it's not showing at checkout. I'm at the place order page and it's not showing any discounts. Just the full…

Ha ha ha. What a bunch of dopes. The answer is actually 104.

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."

That's nothing, over on WFAN John Sterling thought that it was a home run.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."