Pullin out kid free since 2009 baby.

Bruno Mars : Music

“Cocaine’s a hell of a drug”

Yuuuup, just cos Slick Willy and Obama had a [D] after their names, doesn’t make them any less culpable in perpetuating the rich get richer, poor get poorer, status quo.  More so really, since they had a chance to do something about it.

Omg, I can tell you’re grasping at the last straws of your conservatism man, just let it go.  You’ll feel so much better.

Don’t forget that was also only after she got surgery to make her eyes look less Asian.

Who the fuck still uses a pay phone?

To be fair, Browns’ players do tend to have a way of making simple football plays look exceedingly hard.

Yeeeah, frequently survives indeed, but not always, and sometimes gets torn down to be built back up.

It may be the best description of a person in history.

That’s what I love about these NBA players man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Sooooo, if my mother was American, I was born in Canada and lived there my whole life until I was 17, then moved to the US to go to my senior year of HS and college that makes me American?  GTF outta here.

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And smokers.

Dude, over-mature 20-something women want to date immature middle aged men, what’s the problem? They’re virtually identical mentally.

Yes, yes they did actually.

The only time they ever show people going to the bathroom on TV or in movies is when it’s a woman they want to appear more “gritty”, “tough”, or less “girly”. See: Jessica Jones. Apparently when you dispel the myth that women don’t poop it makes them infinitely more macho.

The “MacGyver” Smoker

Dude’s actually from South Africa, he just unfortunately went to University in Canada for a time.