Sounds like a must-(hate)read.

Oh give me a break. Because it was super-easy to leave your spouse in the early 19thC. And let me tell ya, if I was forced to spend the rest of my life with the guy I was dating when I was 17 I'm sure ours would be a happy love story. Not automatic victimization, just a statement of some pretty damning facts.

Problematic?! They eloped when she was a teenager and he was married to another (pregnant) woman, they participated in a "free love" situation that she was less-than-thrilled about, he cheated on her with HALF OF EUROPE (and wrote poems about it), and yet after he died in boating accident she still saved and published…

Memorial Hall is the home of the English department (where I'm a grad student) and Morris Library is where I spend half my waking hours. I feel gross and would really love to punch this dude.

TAKE A SHOT

Me too...except mine is sadder: I saw him on a tabloid at the supermarket checkout line and I was like, "what a tragedy—wait, what is wrong with me?!"

You're doing god's work.

I like how your Sam Jackson interaction is like a shadow-world version of Pride and Prejudice. Well played.

Hahaha. Yeah, I thought the same thing. I'll whore myself out at an interview for a job, but sex is way easier to get than a job so....nope.

Don't forget the random-ass :P

Nailed it.

My stupid iPhone replaces hell with he'll. Bugs the crap out of me. Or perhaps I meant "carp" right Siri?!

Yes. Grad student here and I have to say, no Limited and I look like a mess...

Disproportionately excited. I WILL BUY ALL THE THINGS.

You are always so right—your comments consistently cut through the bullshit and I love them.

In this shitty economy, how can these people think its okay to do dumb things like this?

I had a feeling you people were unreasonable :)

Also, damn I'm not doing laundry just to wash something the size of a napkin

Meh...laundry is hard

applause! I'm such a fan of La Jolie.