Cooking Light has some pretty sweet food porn without all the misogyny.

Absolutely agree 100%. Cooking Light FTW in my opinion. Not only are their recipes better, they avoid sexist comments, tend to cover more chefs of color, and they don't slather everything in butter.

Just coming here to say exactly this! Fuck women liking to grill (I am a lady and I love to grill)—that's not the issue; the issue is the Fortune 500 comment. What dicks.

You have my vote!

You win :)

Yes, yes, and yes!

I feel kinda bad for all of them. Tough enough to go through this when you're anonymous—having news outlets report on your parents' split is just...icky. Poor things.

AB is Celebrity. And art. And celebrart.

The Heat (Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy buddy cop film) just had its sequel greenlit and fast-tracked. I have hope for funny women movies. Only a small bit of hope, but hope all the same.

I kinda don't get people who hate on him. And I also live in dread that I'll learn something horrible about him to justify all the hate.

No worries! I'm a raging bitch this week, so I probably warranted it. :)

Ah, thank you. Just when I was beginning to hate the internet, you have saved me, Callie. Keep the Hill stories comin'. :)

That being said, I respect where you're coming from—no one should censor what you get to watch, but I firmly believe that no one should make me pay for entertainment I don't want to watch.

Not *everyone's* cable, just mine. I don't think I should have to pay for a service that I choose not to avail myself of. Maybe read a girl's comment before you accuse her of censorship. Sorry I melodramatically said you were equating me with Nazis, but, sugar, you have to do a little thing called "close reading"…

I...what...what?

Oh my goodness I love the Aussies. I mean, I had great experiences with a number of them in college, but this just...seals the deal for me. I will watch it over and over and over again until I can cleanse my brain of the terrible Douchebag Caucus I just read about.

Wowza, way to jump right on the aggressive train. Because wanting to be able to opt out of E! in my basic cable is totally tantamount to banning books, bowlderizing, and Nazi book burnings.

Um...is there somewhere I can sign a petition to get E! removed from my basic cable? I feel like filming and feeding this crazy is not the best plan for the crazy, the viewers, and pretty much society.

Oh the hormones...I'm tearing up. I love this (faux) commercial.

I demand they make this racier! My sensibilities are totally offended!