What a lovely post. I'm not generally over here much (being a Jezebel reader) but this was refreshingly awesome.

Never saw. Never will. Same with Titanic—I'm skeeved out by films made about lots of real people dying.

Ugh. I'd forgotten VanHelsing. Better go drink to purge that stinker from my memory.

And my day just got a little better. I've loved you since Much Ado About Nothing, Hero, I've even watched those Underworld movies for you. Thank you for this. I feel like we're even now.

Over it. Actually, was never really...um...under it? Around it? Near it?

The name is SUPER distasteful. I'm generally apathetic about the fur stuff, but this is just horrid. Way to turn me into an avid hater, Iris Apfel. Good show. I'm converted.

I knew they resented those sports bras.

Many thanks :)

Go on the NYer website and post this comment. Please? I'll make you my personal deity.

Applause! Everything about that logic is so offensive and myopic that it makes me want to spit. Your comment is so much more eloquent than my rage.

He is a notorious Name Dropper. Not at all surprise that Basquiat anecdote appeared in an article ostensibly about "Girls".

awesome meme. looks like my sister's cat. where'd you find it?

Yikes, Mr. Als...that was....yikes. I don't know which reading is worse: white women are never more than a size 2, or black women are never less than a size 2. How did that shit make it to print? Hilariously, the comments on the NYer website are pretty eviscerating. Worth a snicker. (But seriously, can we stop with…

heh heh. Nice. Wish I could heart you again.

Haven't you heard? If you're a douche but NOT chris brown you get a total free pass...

Oh my goodness, oh my goodness. You've got to be kidding me. Seriously old white Republican dude? You're actually gonna go the "you're so passionate sweetheart, I wish you were right" route? Are you going to suggest that she goes and bakes some cookies after too? Maybe point out that she should consider settling down…

For now. I mean, Harper is looking pretty shifty...

First they ban Yertle the Turtle....now this....

California giveth and California taketh away. :(

Oh. Poor West Coast. Why does 30 Rock hate you?