Ew. Not it. How does anyone get past his horrible personality?

Wowza, that Time article was a bummer. I was hoping running was good for me. Thanks a lot Time Magazine, do you know how hard it is to get up and run early in the morning? Jerks.

Oh brother.

Hitchcock did it better.

"sisterhood of the traveling vaginas"

So picking on someone's weight is okay if you were once over weight? That sounds an awful lot like the "but I have black friends!" defense to me. At the very least she should be ignored for defending her bitchiness with that kindergarten staple "She started it!"

Oof. I remember my best friend's mother prohibited Dawson's Creek. ("That girl, climbing in the boy's window and sleeping in the bed with him—indecent!") We would tape it and watch it late at night during sleepovers.

Welp, taking Georgia off my list of countries to emigrate to when Jeb Bush wins in 2016.

Yikes. And I was under the impression that most mid-westerners were nice. This woman sounds like a goon.

Mmmm except it is disingenuous, right? I mean just like everything with this "woman"—the overly sexualized tweets, the ridiculous outfits in public, going running in clear stripper heels, &c. &c. She's just found another way to get people to notice her (and see how it worked! Clever girl!). I don't trust a damned…

1. Le sigh. I made reference to Scream in my class of Freshman honors students and all I got was blank stares. I remember all the hijinks my highschool pals and I had to go through to get a VHS of that sucker. And for these 18 y/o that movie is tame...or lame...or not part of their cultural vocab.

Very encouraging to see all the gentlemen weighing in so positively on this.

So very much wrong here, where to begin? Perhaps the idea that a group of extremists who take a really old book to be the truth, who simultaneously preach the loving nature of Christ while still claiming that God vengefully attacks people with tornados—that those kinds of people think they know what I "deserve" and…

This is a joke right? Why would it ever be a good idea to put bleach of any kind down there? Haven't we all agreed that messing with Lady Town chemistry is a no-win?

Ha! I've read that one before. He's such a jerk. But a funny one. And I can watch that man eat Pho all day.

Wish I could heart you again.

Okay Rihanna, you're making better choices now. Skarsgaard is yummy.

Yeah, I only have the SNES Zelda games. Now I am jealous for later games...

This is what happens when Community AND Mad Men go on hiatus. Just sayin'.

Well this really makes me want to be a bridesmaid. All I have to do is eat some questionable sushi, hope for some sort of intestinal parasite, and in 2-4 years I, too, will be able to look just like the model. What's that? Oh no, I won't be *alive* anymore. Brides don't like to be upstaged right? Well I'll be quiet…