Details are for losers. This kind of gotcha journalism is why dumb people hate smart people.

Kids and adults have always been exactly this shitty.

Talibs are known for policing apparel, but usually they stick to beating women who accidentally show some wrist skin.

Holy shit, I hope you brought a rope when you climbed up your own ass, so somebody can help pull you out. You built a rat rod, you didn’t cure cancer. If diverse opinions scare you so much maybe the internet isn’t for you.

PR stooges are truly the heroes we need.

That is one stupid looking face. I’m guessing he wears loafers exclusively, having never learned how shoelaces work.

“oh, you think this is good salsa? obviously you’ve never been to Guatemala.”

Makes u think.

From the first femtosecond after the Big Bang, when all matter was set in motion, this was always going to happen exactly the way it did. There is a deeper order behind the chaos of the universe.

My 18 month old does this several times a day, sans car obvs.

Because it’s light years better than united, and my town is a hub.

Great, now I have to change my password.

Man, that is a good looking Sentra.

Rice cooker first, gotta crawl before you can walk.

Pfft, like I actually read the article. Nerd.

Shoveling snow.

The fuck is wrong with you?

True, I leave my bud at home when I travel.

I’m pretty pleased that for several years my state legislature passed a statute prohibiting them from even discussing how to implement the enhanced ids.

Stout, Stout, the easy way out!