Details are for losers. This kind of gotcha journalism is why dumb people hate smart people.

Kids and adults have always been exactly this shitty.

Talibs are known for policing apparel, but usually they stick to beating women who accidentally show some wrist skin.

Holy shit, I hope you brought a rope when you climbed up your own ass, so somebody can help pull you out. You built a rat rod, you didn’t cure cancer. If diverse opinions scare you so much maybe the internet isn’t for you.

PR stooges are truly the heroes we need.

That is one stupid looking face. I’m guessing he wears loafers exclusively, having never learned how shoelaces work.

Makes u think.

From the first femtosecond after the Big Bang, when all matter was set in motion, this was always going to happen exactly the way it did. There is a deeper order behind the chaos of the universe.

My 18 month old does this several times a day, sans car obvs.

Because it’s light years better than united, and my town is a hub.

Man, that is a good looking Sentra.

Rice cooker first, gotta crawl before you can walk.

The fuck is wrong with you?

True, I leave my bud at home when I travel.

I’m pretty pleased that for several years my state legislature passed a statute prohibiting them from even discussing how to implement the enhanced ids.

Stout, Stout, the easy way out!

They are real, however their flight characteristics are vastly overrated. Several years of intensive experimentation with steam catapults, trebuchet, smoothbore cannons, JATO pods, and very large seesaws have yet to yield a reliable method of achieving sustained flight.

I had to throw the cuffs on a full bird colonel for beating the dog piss out of his wife. I was an e4, the look on that shitbird’s face was priceless.

Jesus, the Rodney King special was a deeply shitty vehicle. Yugo level despair.

Attends Stout, can’t tie a tie. Story checks out.