Because, rich people wear fancy pants. The only thing rich people are good for is eating. Though not too much, they’re pretty fattening. Just one bite, I’d say. Spit out the rest.

Seriously. Its one of the best traditions.

She doesn’t antlers to have HER WHOLE HEAD used as a centerpiece which is what Drew actually said. That’s how we real Americans decorate our tables.

Don’t worry, no Jew has ever ordered anything from Williams Sonoma. I’m pretty sure they have an official policy of no0t letting us do so if we were to ever try, like with Ford dealerships.

Heil No.

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I don’t think I’m comfortable with the only Jewish item in this catalog being made by fucking Nordic Ware.

I think I look forward to this article every year with increasingly more anticipation than I do actual Christmas.

LOL the Le Creseut pots. I moved into a new place earlier this year and my mom gave me her whole set as a housewarming gift - and as a reason for her to buy new ones. Fuck, when I found out how much they were worth I sold them all and used the money to fund my upcoming vacation to Europe and buy some cheap,…

My catalog sells this exclusively.

Seriously? Again with the “and I don’t feel bad about” having advantages that other people can only dream of? Jeez. No one ever said you should feel bad about it. No one went on the offensive against your grandmother. This article is not a personal attack on you and your family’s liquid assets. Did you really feel…

You should pay it forward by working for social justice.