The obvious answer is OMAC. Idiots.  Though, I would also entertain B’wana Beast or Superboy-Prime.

You are picking nits. It’s fairly common for a parent, let’s say a plumber, to help their offspring (even the Chets) get a job as a plumber but with a different company. Hank’s example was poorly worded but having to defend a parent helping their children (even the Chets) shouldn’t even be necessary.

Counterpoint: Spiders are awesome. If they’re not getting in bed with you Elizabeth, it is because you aren’t fly enough. 

They’ll be fine.  I heard they were allowed to have beige-clad workers paint their rooms bright colours. 

He should have auditioned for Bill Ferny.

Legally, the correct comparison would be trying to revoke consent after a sexual act was complete. It wouldn’t be accepted. What we could do is pass legislation that deems all nudes do be the sole property of the person in them. The only way to lose ownership would be through a contract, i.e. you sold the rights to…

Went to the hospital? Pretty lame. I hope the hospital charged them $1,000,000 for the waste of resources.

No. Motorcycles always land on their feet. 

Robot Sentries of course. More daughter stuff is bad as a motivation. I compare it to Gravity where they decided they needed more motivation for the Heroine then SHE’S STUCK IN FUCKING SPACE!!! Counterpoint, we get more Jonesy the Cat character building. Also, as i recall, slightly more Burke before he becomes…

I assume they wanted someone younger for a movie. Mueller is 39.  Edgar-Jones is 24.  You don’t really have the same issues with a stage play regarding closeups and the like.  I haven’t seen Beautiful but if it features a young King then maybe that is why.

No. The Director’s Cut of Aliens is awesome. the rest of your statement? eennnhhh...maybe

Ridiculous. Santa lives at the North Pole. Not the “fringes of the [Arctic] region”. Plus, he controls the weather in his fiefdom so that it is always a perfect Christmas environment.  If this is what passes for environmental science these days, I am not surprised many people doubt it’s veracity and believe it to be a…

I s’pose you could sub it in for thymine without having to rewrite a lot of the letter-based diagrams....

I look forward to discovery because if “Adonis Real” is actually someone’s name, it should constitute an automatic judgement in their favour.
-Highoncoughsyrup, J.D.

For a hot second I read this as a Wes Anderson take on Astro City and I got very.....something.

Assvatars Too: Gay is Hotter 

C’mon. Let James Cameron get a WIN for once, however briefly.

But.....he’s wearing a white collar in the picture! The 3-billion-dollar equity firm that owns this website is truly nefarious.  

Because the Ankler, like ALL Substack publications, has ruthless fact checkers.

Because geniuses rhymes with penises. To wit, this is a textbook example of genius envy. That may very well be the best thing I’ve ever written and it’s incredibly stupid. But to Brunson’s point, I am pretty sure that as the man who just typed that, I absolutely deserve to be acknowledged by society as a penis...i…