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The only reason to not own a microwave is because they are so insanely great. Their convenience can lead to buying to much shitty frozen food that is terrible for you. I guess another reason to avoid them is that your partner is a bit of a pretentious fool, but you still love them and are not willing to die on that

I guess that makes sense.  But just once I’d like to see a headline along the lines of “Astrophysicists Usher in New Age of Free Love and Longer Orgasms”.

that I expect their arguments too be” Your standards can’t be that high, my friend.! Sorry. I kid but I agree with your general point.

right? i mean most kids don’t even have money! What are they going to buy?  Just leave the deadbeat kids at home. The five year old can look after the one year old.

I stopped reading after I saw the name “Nuke Goldstein”. Nuke Goldstein can do no wrong! Nuke is a saint! Nuke came to chew bubblegum and exploit the public and Nuke is all out of gum. All other instruments are outlawed!! Only Nukuleles are now permitted.

advised the guy named “Soused”!

God bless you

Not QUITE relevant....actually it is barely.... but if if you guys haven’t seen the show Brockmire, at one point a wealthy Native American tribe buys the cash-strapped Cleveland baseball team (it’s a hilarious show about the absurdity of baseball and other things) and changes the name to this

Nah, there are only two people in the Beatnuts

Chris Pratt is the worst Chris, even ignoring the weird religious shit, because he is objectively worse than Pine, Hemsworth, Evans, Mintz-Plasse, Lee, Lloyd, Reeve, Plummer, Nolan, Kringle, Christopher Robins, and Im sure many other.

the whole thread has curdled

so its just his Breaker High character all grown up?

When I saw the picture, i thought the crank was a way to emergency charge the battery.

Rear windows that roll all the way down.

I think this John Keats’ quote applies fully to both: “Fanatics have their dreams, wherewith they weave a paradise for a sect”

Is “Pittsburgh favorite Arsenal Cider” a restrictive appositive? Am I using the term correctly? I remember it vaguely. 

I have to ask. Which of the three are you no longer, young, healthy, or drunk? Also, were all three conditions necessary?  ‘Cause im healthily drunk or maybe healthy for a drunk and if you can no longer change your clothes, it’s probably more sanitary to just go back to being naked all the time.

I can empathize with Ms. King.  As illustrated by one George Costanza, getting a big laugh from fellow theater patrons feels like you just had all your blood replaced with pure cocaine.  Unfortunately, as George Costanza also knew, you get in, hit the high note, and get out.  You want to leave the audience wanting

Maybe I will start skipping all of the articles on this family of blogs, which are often riddled with examples of grammatical errors and confusing reporting (as you so astutely pointed out) and just jump down to your comments! It will  be much less work for me and much, much, much more work for you!

Canada sat that one out