Obviously a metric tonne as opposed to the short count US measurement 

Ahhh kiefer's pretty good in the right role. He was also roommates with Charlie sheen in the eighties, which....holy fuck. 

Considering that the designers of wave pools decided that the bottom of the pool should be some sort of stuccoed surface that recreates the feeling of being dragged across a coral reef, your fictional meeting seems pretty accurate. 

“That’s a really impressive throw.”

They told everyone they were from France. Though i wouldnt mind if they work in the ckassic line: "your cone is too young" or freak out about eggplants 

Fuck you. Fred Penner lives there. 

Did anyone else read Rob Thomas as Rob Zombie and get super excited for a second?!

I dunno. After terrible karaoke performances I've often wished for a pool of water i could immediately disappear into. 

What i thought immediately too but since youve beat me to it, i suggest Arno Stark or Sentry/The Void

Arno Stark or Sentry/Void

Excellent use of nards!

You’ve got a lot of fucking growing up to do. Showboating as you rack up 25 likes.

Tom DeLonge will meet you in Temecula

One vote for Skyjammers

How do people misuse it? I dont think ive come across that. Im guessing they get it confused with imply?

I may have mentioned this on some other thread and this isnt a fun Keanu story thread but whatever. I waited fir standing room tickets for the Book of Mormon in its first year. At the intermission, i turned to my friend who i thought had been standing beside me on the rail at the back to rave about the first act. Lo…

John C Reilly as Monterey Jack. He will bring heart, humour, and real pathos to this character. A well meaning hero suffering from a crippling addiction. In fact, the movie should take a get-the-gang-back-together approach and have them find him at rock bottom in a Halloumi den.

How about the team, the NFL and the Union are all on the hook to pay 50% of the remaining salary, even the non-guaranteed parts, when the player is suspended or cut? It won’t count against the cap.

The draft picks. Thats where i had them. They laughed and tried to steal them but i proved beyond a shadow of a doubt-with geometric logic-that the scouts had a duplicate key to the war room!

It's another important data point tracking the decline of Western civilization. I want to be prepared for when we crater.