You’ve got a lot of fucking growing up to do. Showboating as you rack up 25 likes.

Tom DeLonge will meet you in Temecula

One vote for Skyjammers

How do people misuse it? I dont think ive come across that. Im guessing they get it confused with imply?

I may have mentioned this on some other thread and this isnt a fun Keanu story thread but whatever. I waited fir standing room tickets for the Book of Mormon in its first year. At the intermission, i turned to my friend who i thought had been standing beside me on the rail at the back to rave about the first act. Lo…

How about the team, the NFL and the Union are all on the hook to pay 50% of the remaining salary, even the non-guaranteed parts, when the player is suspended or cut? It won’t count against the cap.

The draft picks. Thats where i had them. They laughed and tried to steal them but i proved beyond a shadow of a doubt-with geometric logic-that the scouts had a duplicate key to the war room!

It's another important data point tracking the decline of Western civilization. I want to be prepared for when we crater.

It's crazy but true. I think the Canuck's best player and presumptive ROY is an eleven year old latchkey kid. 

I mentioned it in an earlier post but doesnt the sex worker, an alleged victim of international sex trafficking deserve to have her privacy protected in a case like this? 

Only one matters. Ken Griffey jr.'s catch to end the season of the upstart twins in Little Big League

I went to see The Book of Mormon on Broadway soon after it opened. We waited six hours to secure $20 standing room tickets. I turned around as it went to intermission to talk to my friend who, id assumed had been standing beside me, and said something like that was fucking amazing. It was instead, Keanu Reeves. He said…

Ive never had 12 plus drinks with someone from Langley who didn't challenge me to a fight or insult my mother in terrible French.  

Now Normandy, id agree with you but let’s not be too Hastings.

Meanwhile, this is what? The third out of four Deadspin articles about this non-story?

I find it weird that any adult who still likes milk is all of a sudden a monster.  so what if I chug milk and grenadine when I run out of strawberry Nestle mix?

I recently damaged my laptop. The colours are a bit off. I was pretty bummed out about it until it made this happen. I’ve scooped you by two years Deadspin!

Cough cough....semi colons

Douggy Ford has 150% got this. 150%

They should reboot it as The Bro