It's crazy but true. I think the Canuck's best player and presumptive ROY is an eleven year old latchkey kid. 

Im glad your parents raised you in a supportive environment that allowed you to come to your own conclusions. I can’t help but feel that they should have also raised you to use proper punctuation and exercise empathy whenever possible.

I mentioned it in an earlier post but doesnt the sex worker, an alleged victim of international sex trafficking deserve to have her privacy protected in a case like this? 

Only one matters. Ken Griffey jr.'s catch to end the season of the upstart twins in Little Big League

I went to see The Book of Mormon on Broadway soon after it opened. We waited six hours to secure $20 standing room tickets. I turned around as it went to intermission to talk to my friend who, id assumed had been standing beside me, and said something like that was fucking amazing. It was instead, Keanu Reeves. He said…

Ive never had 12 plus drinks with someone from Langley who didn't challenge me to a fight or insult my mother in terrible French.  

Now Normandy, id agree with you but let’s not be too Hastings.

Meanwhile, this is what? The third out of four Deadspin articles about this non-story?

More like Marathon Man of the North

I find it weird that any adult who still likes milk is all of a sudden a monster.  so what if I chug milk and grenadine when I run out of strawberry Nestle mix?

Yukon Cornelius is a goddamn dangerous psychopath and needs to be locked up. I think it’s time we all acknowledge that he and Hermey saved the day by enslaving the Bumble through backwoods dentistry. They quite literally ripped all his teeth out to make him their domesticated little friend.

I recently damaged my laptop. The colours are a bit off. I was pretty bummed out about it until it made this happen. I’ve scooped you by two years Deadspin!

Cough cough....semi colons

Douggy Ford has 150% got this. 150%

They should reboot it as The Bro

Even a broken clock is summed up on Deadspin twice a day

Who should play Goldberry?

Individual cops can be great but you get them together and they will have the dumbest fuckwit’s back all the way. They are like a Frat without even the dubious edcational achievements.

Why are the parents asking for money, as well? Legitimately curious. I have a Canadian law degree, though i did not end up practising, and that strikes me as odd. I don’t want to say loss of consortium....but it is Alabama.