Ive never had 12 plus drinks with someone from Langley who didn't challenge me to a fight or insult my mother in terrible French.  

Now Normandy, id agree with you but let’s not be too Hastings.

Meanwhile, this is what? The third out of four Deadspin articles about this non-story?

I find it weird that any adult who still likes milk is all of a sudden a monster.  so what if I chug milk and grenadine when I run out of strawberry Nestle mix?

I recently damaged my laptop. The colours are a bit off. I was pretty bummed out about it until it made this happen. I’ve scooped you by two years Deadspin!

Cough cough....semi colons

Douggy Ford has 150% got this. 150%

They should reboot it as The Bro

Even a broken clock is summed up on Deadspin twice a day

Individual cops can be great but you get them together and they will have the dumbest fuckwit’s back all the way. They are like a Frat without even the dubious edcational achievements.

Why are the parents asking for money, as well? Legitimately curious. I have a Canadian law degree, though i did not end up practising, and that strikes me as odd. I don’t want to say loss of consortium....but it is Alabama.

Oooohhhhhhh snap!(crackle and pop) Cue muzak version of Jurassic Park theme song for the elevator ride down.

Heimdall and all Asgardians’ thing is pretty much that they come back to life. Though, ironically, it did not happen in a movie called Ragnorok. Also, the infinity gauntlet’s whole thing is that it can reset reality however the user wants/the plot requires. In any case, the idea that any of the deaths need to stick to…

it’s a pretty fun name, as well.

I say most rich owners lack imagination. If i had billions, id buy a baseball team, pump money into it until i was breaking even or using it as a tax shelter; and then i would have some billionaire fun. I would have twenty games that were free and 62 where only i was there. Id sit behind the plate and heckle loudly.…

Michael Jordan and Bill Murray are old as hell. If Swackhammer and the Monstars see and take the skills of a healthy Kawhi Leonard, the Tune Squad will be doomed.

at least with a Ford in charge Toronto might finally get that light rail system. Amalgamation is finally working.

seems.....reasonable. id always been a bit larry of chipper in the past

Unbelievable. I don’t know much about this judge but she should probably be removed from the bench. A judge advocating prison rape, even in this scenario, is appalling.

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