I like to be covered either way.

Allegedly

Oh how I miss the people watching at Ivor Wynne.

really? Or bravo! Not sure, at this point

Another fuck millenials take. Good God, it is like commissioner Voldersport doesnt realise that it is hyper-focused millenials who, mostly, are the ones playing the fucking game! Seriously, it’s not like these players just wander out of position and go chat with their friends on the opposing team when they’re bored.

Hello!

Are you being serious or hilarious?

I don’t know all the ins and outs of the story but if the band-ban (maybe-baby) made the “left hapless wondering” Sam Weyen cry multiple times, im all for it.

“Highlight-truthing” requires a hyphen as a new compound verb. “Highlight truther”, as used correctly above, does not. However, if “highlight-truther” was acting as a compound adjective and modifying a subsequent noun, it would. For example, “this highlight-truther discussion is inane and i love it to pieces.”

Couple two three things (sentence fragment). Consent is most definitely a common law defense when it comes to any sorta tort assault. Basically, asshole, you are right. You are right in the sense that a fundamental part of proving any assault is proving the lack of consent. That’s kind of a fucking given. And i…

holy shit. fuck you. Consent is a common law defense/doctrine that governs all physical contact among us actual human fucking beings. There are literally tens of thousands of cases that deal with a victim too impaired to give consent. By your logic, someone could give you thirty shots of 151, wait til you’re pretty…

No you didn’t. Bullshit Ontario law doesn’t allow liquor sales in non-government licensed stores. What an unimpressive thing to lie about.

hahahahahahahah! i get it!!! its so funny because his last name is Miller and you’ve made several terrible jokes about it!!!!! unless, of course, ive fallen into some sort of non-grey irony trap. In which case, you cunning, elitist bastard.

I think they have to be laser cut

Classic US. I bet they sing God Save the Queen on Memorial Day and My Country Tis of Thee on Victoria Day, too. That being said, May Two-Four is pretty great, regardless. By the way, no disrespect to Memorial day my American friends but (almost) every year this joke and drinking 24 beer in 24 hours on a specific…

I really take exception to your collective noun nomenclature. “Herd” of Bros? Surely, we can do better. A colostomy of Bros? An abscess of Bros? A pustule? I’m leaning toward the pustule but am open to suggestions. Never thought I’d say that again.

I wonder on the Toronto front. I think the raptors have one of the biggest TV media markets in the league; it’s North America’s fifth biggest city. So, while the NBA would lose ratings on the Raps, as oppose to the Cavs, in the short term, in the long run, especially considering the NBA’S dream of international…

Filed to: who gives a fuck?

Not my area of expertise. Does anyone know if the reasonable-subjectively-objective-person standard of care has ever been applied in Canada before in a case like this? That is to say, the parents didn’t refuse care, just chose a (what I would call unreasonable) unconventional treatment.