How can anyone still be supporting this company????!!!??? Are they that really invested in the Blue Bell brand? I don’t like ice cream but if I found out that my brand of smokes had killed someone because of poor supply chain safety, I’d be horrified. I’d switch to lifesavers.

I’ve never accepted that Dr Spock is a real name of a real person, either. Midwife Spiderman is equally believable.

A late nominee from Alberta, though the case was is 2014, he wasn’t reprimanded until this year, so it kinda counts.

My tree is nothing but artfully crafted tampons, maxipads, cranberries, popcorn, and Vegas escorts cards. It’s actually pretty nice. Though, I assume the above expose already covered that

Hearing that we are, now, only pretending to care about the NBA is the most appropriate way I can imagine to hear that the NHL has folded.

What a misinformed moron. I don’t know where he is getting this garbagy, bigotted information. The End Days require SEVEN things! Unless, of course, we’re misreading his story. I suppose, like, maybe someone rebuilds the Temple and immediately hosts an all ages kingdom of the Beast orgy and a couple guys are going at…

Apologies, then. I’ll never doubt you again, you faith-restoring-wonder.

Insert GOP pimary candidate joke here.

That’s why I only watch math and grade 11 English on TV.

Is “Peeping Tom” an actual name of an actual misdemeanor? Horrible reality facts that make me laugh make me sad. Ridiculous nomenclature doesnt help in a world where we are almost all guilty of marginalizing stuff like this. Not that it sounds like you or Towsend have. Still.

That sounds like you’ve delivered incisive commentary on those mole-ridden wart farmers! Well played. Actually, I’m not being a dick. I’m not going to listen to it because you’ve painted a picture, that fair or not, merits a McCarthy grant. Call me.

He’s back there picking up all the punctuation you dropped on your mad dash to the moral high ground.

Yes. Movies are unimportant, as are restaurants, museums, art galleries, books, and etc. Or maybe those things are important but the people who make them are not. Or maybe you are an idiot for shitting on the whole thing (which it richly deserves), while holding Louis CK up as your ideal, masturbatory placeholder over…

McDonald would agree with you. The Goins of the war of 1812.