Here’s hoping he also narrates The Pee Tape when that eventually leaks (pun intended)

This is a real giant gyoza. Well, no, sorry, this is a plastic giant gyoza but the shop in question really does sell this impossibly humongous pan-fried dumpling, which serves 20 people and costs 9,600 yen, or just about a hundred bucks. It says if you eat it in an hour, it’s free. I would not advise trying it.

If you liked the Archie Comic, you should track down the UK one (Sonic the Comic). I read through them about 10 years ago, and that shit gets CRAZY. Super Sonic is like this Mr. Hyde murder machine (literally, he murders people.), and Robotnik basically becomes a god at one point.

Maybe Nintendo recognizes now that the people who would appreciate an instruction manual are now all adults, and we no longer get to read the instruction booklet in anticipation as our parents drive us home. Maybe if they did have instruction manuals, I’d call my mom and have her drive me to the store so I could jump…

Perfect words. Except for me it’s my 6 and 4 year old son with Twilight Princess right now. My daughters are still a little too young.

First, congrats on healthy babies. And another reminder that I’m glad I just have one. :)

As the father of a 4 month old (just one), I’m nodding along with all of these. Great article, Stephen.

One great thing for me about playing games while watching my daughter: the Zelda theme makes her smile.

She’s hatching an egg. Leave her alone. Lizard people don’t replenish themselves.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.