Petty beef has the most flavor.

“This has been said many times before, but the Cleveland Browns asked for this.”

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

Everyone knows it takes more grubs and roaches to frown than it does to smile

Where does asphyxiating fit into this equation?

OK but why didn’t the bank alert them of fraud when he was charged $75 for tickets to a “professional” football game?

This was a long walk but I starred you for the effort to get there.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

Thank goodness the current NFL catch rules are perfectly clear these days.

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

“Oh, so you give HIM a chance to get back on his feet, huh?”

I live in Canada, and I know her. A lot of us know her

Sounds like you’re calling the Track writers around here a bunch of “fastest non-automatic qualifiers.”

Dude...fuck yeah.

Fuck this shit.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

Shot Wad Facializes Black And White.

Know who else was hung? Ray Combs.