Harleys are more “Assembled in the US” than “Made in the US”. Brakes, suspension, chrome, electronics, upholstery all come finished from overseas.

Yup. I had an old Honda XL that I rode through Kansas winters. As long as the roads were clear. Sometimes even when they weren’t. Just wore lots of layers.

I’d love to see Victory put out feelers for interest in a cop bike. They want to challenge HD and that’s a prime way to do it.

Only thing I’d add to that list is gloves. Gotta wear gloves.

Several of my cousins are native born Texans. I can confirm that they are in fact some of the shittiest drivers in existence.

You can (almost) legally do whatever the fuck you want in Montana.

I’m moving to Washington in July. I’ll remember that.

If only I lived in the northeast. Shit.

They were likely trying to warn the Russians well before they actually hit Turkish airspace.

Hurrdurr unions. Damn what a pathetic line.

Seriously, this is the most plausible scenario. There wasn’t any fuckers. Just some idiocy. And them UPS’s PR department utterly failing.

The shop just wanted their insured amount back from UPS. They were willing to eat the additional costs of building and shipping an identical engine. But UPS gotta be dicks.

And I’m sure you love it when people intentionally fuck with you on the job. Give me a fucking break.

Yeah this is head and shoulders better than the endless “Buy X supercar for the price of X econobox!!!”

“Function solely on willpower.”

Or a half inch ratchet you don’t mind wrecking and a good piece of pipe. Or your jack handle, if the ratchet handle isn’t too thick.

Damn. And I thought my dad had me chasing tools and parts for him young.

Yes. So much fucking yes. I worked in a welding shop for three years that had a lift for employees personal projects. Air too, of course.

You know, I loathe Harbor Freight on principal, but Tracy is right here. Friend of mine has that jack and it’s held up well (buh-dum-tish). Really, we’ve dropped transmissions and put 3/4 ton trucks up on jackstands with it. Doesn’t bleed off. Been solid for years.

Fake internet point for you sir.