This is not her native language, she’s not used to public speaking, and it was broadcast internationally. Give her a break.

A racist, a cheater, a misogynist, and a douchebag walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, Mr. Trump, we’re closed.”

The White Walkers

I think you’re over exaggerating *just* a bit on how big that dude’s dick is.

Sour grapes from a gutter dweller who never even made it to JV bench warmer status. I can just see it now (if you even could be a father) yours is the kid on the side lines hiding behind the coach as you berate him from the stands for not get a home run in t-ball.

This should surprise no one. McCravey is Airborne.

Pretty sure you can knock about 1 minute 10 seconds off that video.

The dog was relieved that it was only a spring training game. Besides, it had been 13 years since going to a Phillies game meant a trip to the Vet.

When I think about Yao Ming and Bill Walton and every other 7 foot freak who fell apart because they were too big for human biology to actually work, it reminds me that Shaq played for 19 years in the NBA, another three in college, and he was overweight for the last 15 of those years, and he never had major foot…

Between my wife, myself and my newborn son we have 23 of the 26 letters of the alphabet covered in our full names. Only missing M, Q and Z. Obviously our next child will be named Mozambique.

I was hoping for Delta too but when it was all over I kind of wish it had been Shangela just because of how tragic it would have been, specifically the hypothetical jock's makeup.

I wish I could marry this episode, I loved it so much.

Delta's exit was the sprinkles of what has turned out to be the Mean Girls season of Dragrace. Delta was HORRID. She is more Martha Dumptruck than a Heather. Her nastiness at her competition is heightened by her sycophantic adoration of the pretty but vapid girls she so desperately wants to be which only underlined…