“I don’t wanna hear that shit.” – Nelson Agholor

Huff: [puffs]

Sounds like Gottlieb charged his takes to a stolen credit card.

He should retire once he hits 69 TDs. Go out on top, or bottom depending on his preference.

I guess kickers are real football players after all.

And somehow Boise State couldn’t turn that into any points.

Good thing there was that coaches film. It was almost the Burfict crime

He’s in the penalty box for ruffing

More importantly, where the fuck can a guy stream King of the Hill?

Negative interest? What does he look like, a Japanese bank?

This reminds me of the time that [CONTEMPORARY REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE] said awful things like [INSERT AWFUL THING] and rather than double down on the content by re-posting the [AUDIO/VIDEO], [THE NRA/STORMFRONT/THE GOP] Twitter account decided to control the message by RT’ing a [MEME/VIDEO] of [OBAMA/HILARY CLINTON]…

Facial!

Well, not his full name. Usually he can only make it to “Rick Piti-I’m sorry, that usually never happens”

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

You’re standing on the field! What the fuck are you looking at?

Showed him no MRSA

When Schiano saw what he had done he screamed “OH!”