Whenever I hear the nice PBS lady voice say, “...and The Charles and David Koch foundation” I want to poke my eyeballs with a fork.

just don’t fuck them

Nothing is funnier than hearing men talk about something they know nothing about. “No, no bro, I swear, she had, like sextuple D’s!” Sure, bro. Sure.

The most embarrassing thing is that this guy has no fucking clue how bra sizes work. The nasty rest, not surprised, I could have guessed.

I can see you’re smarter than the average bear.

The GOP has turned running for President into a crowdfunding scam...accept donations without any actual plans for (or realistic hope of) success.

It looks like someone stole its food.

So Texas is Iran, Utah is Syria, and San Diego is Gaza?

Iron (Fe) is the earth’s most prolific element so Happy Rust Day, everyone!

I remember seeing the posters these guys put up all around the auto show, it cracks me up that they seem to think a PR campaign will make any kind of dent in what is essentially a technically exercise in meeting CAFE requirements

The X-55's huge parts were baked in room-sized, low-temp ovens

Former USMC rotary wing guy here... We call them choppers all the time. "Get to the choppa" is uttered at least three times daily in a Marine Corps Flightline shop. There is an unspoken quota, I think.

First thought;

Lurleen. Lurleen. Lurleen. Lurrrleeeeen.
I'm begging of you please put down that pan.
Lurleen. Lurleen. Lurleen. Lurrrleeeeen.
Please don't bake it just because you can.

You missed Bob's Burgers—duh, obviously Tina's a reader.

What are you talking about, the Viper name is everywhere just as the Fighting Falcon is. You see what you want to see only. You still have not answered the Thunderbolt/Warthog question. You are being anal retentive and there is no debate, just you telling me I am wrong when we are both right.

People from TROLLhattan.