So that it can prevent users from using cheaper bagfruits made by some other company.

If Pence weren’t a part of a culture that brags about treating men and women differently and that holds adherence to puritanical sexual mores to be more important than equality, it wouldn’t be as much of an issue. If, say, Joe Biden didn’t have dinner alone with staffers so that he wouldn’t be tempted by women, I…

I can’t stand the sight of blood except, oddly enough, if it’s my own. I actually enjoy watching the phlebotomist stab the needle in my arm. It’s always a bit surprising how little it hurts.

And the US military has found that the best way to keep their strategy a secret is not to tell Trump, which to be fair is pretty accurate.

This will all get cleared up once Kim Jong-whoever that gentleman approves the plans for Trump Tower Pyongyang.

I only meant he was “shallow” in the realm of sexual proclivities, and it wasn’t a criticism, just an observation. If he wants to date models I don’t really have any basis for objecting. As long as it’s consensual, it’s fine with me. And I’m sure he’ll be thrilled to hear that.

He’s entitled to date who he wants for whatever reasons he wants, but his apparent reasons are shallow, in a descriptive rather than pejorative sense.

That’s probably not tears you’re bathing in…

I’m not hot enough to be as shallow as Leo. I can’t get away with choosing my partners only among people whose job it is to look attractive.

Sure, in the far-distant-hypothetical situation where I was super attractive, there’s a good chance I’d want nothing more than to hook up with super-attractive people too. That wouldn’t make me anything but shallow.

Would it be possible not to? What do you mean that Mr. “I never spent ten minutes thinking about North Korea before so Xi Jinping’s thoughts were a revelation ooh cake” didn’t hire competent staff?

At what points in American history has anti-government violence been effective?

“The motivation of the anarchist antifa kids in the streets of Berkeley was not all that different from the motivation of the dumbass jock bro American-flag-shorts-wearing Trump-fascist guys who they were there to oppose: To fuck shit up for the cause!” Well, no: some of the antifa “kids” protesting are actually being…

Breitbart readers would turn on Sessions soon enough if he started going after white pot-smokers.

It’s harmful federal intrusion for the government to regulate slavery or outlaw it in new territories, but states are overstepping if they refuse to return fugitive slaves, and the federal government needs to discipline them.

There’s absolutely nothing about Sessions that looks or is remotely recent.

I’m not sure that even Michelle Obama receives enough gifts of books about women where a response like that would be common enough to merit a form letter. But I could definitely believe it’s composed by a staffer and that the unattributed quote is repurposed for many responses.

I’m not hating on him, but if the salient characteristic common across all the people someone dates is that they’re models, I’m confident in calling Leo shallow. And being shallow is his right.

TBF, I would brag about receiving even a form letter from Michelle Obama too.

Playing Howard Hughes in a movie isn’t quite the same as playing him in real life. Building real planes is hard. (Keeping jars of one’s urine around also presents difficulties.)