I like to use the technical term for ⌘-key shortcuts: “Just hit PLACE OF INTEREST SIGN+F.”

720p? Meh.

720p? Meh.

Is this paint scheme going to be offered on the production model? I might be interested…

But aren’t McLaren F1s almost trivial to pick up these days? I can’t count how many times I’ve seen these totally legitimate offers:

How sad is it that some of today’s youth might be thinking of “balloon boy” this way? (When I heard about it I took one look at the size of the balloon, rolled my eyes, and went back to work.)

Yet another reason that Operation Iraqi Freedom was such a failure. Desert Shield is pretty cool, but there’s one undisputed best operation name: Why did the US invade Panama? Just ‘cause.

I used to think the Gulf of Mexico was a golf course. I knew better by the time of Gulf War I, though that would’ve been pretty amusing.

Because Bill Clinton couldn’t keep it in his pants, and because a bunch of Republican congressmen who also couldn’t keep it in their pants had a vendetta, along with a certain special prosecutor who recently worked to excuse football players who couldn’t keep it in their pants even after being told no.

First I remember hearing about was Challenger, but first I actually remember watching was Gulf War I. First I actually experienced was Loma Prieta, if that counts.

And the alternative of forcing men to take on all the risk is better for equality how?

I think someone is a little unclear on the meaning of the word “heretofore”.

The only active ship to have sunk another ship? What about the USS Greeneville?

Make Nissan Great Again!

Why hold a race at all then? Just do a bunch of individual tests and write up a starred review.

Truly Freddie has shown us that the only meaningful way to help actually-existing humans from marginalized backgrounds is to spend every day concern-trolling other people who are actually trying to help them.

Dodge Dart: It’s not just a car, it’s good advice.

I thought reconciliation took 50 people with the VP as tie-breaker, unlike the 60 required for cloture.

“Well, this is a pretty piece of business!” ejaculated Marilla.

I hope the bar napkin was advertising Guinness.