But yes, sometimes a picture of a cigar is just a picture of a cigar, don't have a cow.

No me speako el frencho, merci.

I think I might be the Liberated Pig. I don't think I'm too too old though, and I name-drop feminist authors because I enjoy discussing them even when I don't know too much, although honestly people usually get sort of squicked out more than anything. I'm taking a break from the whole dating thing anyways because I…

You laugh, but steaming loads of crap placed at strategic points along the body's energy matrix have also been correlated with spontaneous recovery from illnesses.

It's ok, spelling is a very bourgeoiyiaezziye paranoid indulgence too.

I'm not sure this is the best way to go if you have other options; it's probably safer to be seen by a medical professional just in case there are complications, although obviously if you can't afford that you can't afford that.

So it's like Angry Birds, except that you catapult pills towards a bunch of blastocysts that are taking shelter inside a uterus? Sounds like it's worth the $1.99 to me, though I'm a bit surprised Apple approved it.

Ha. You think the GOP would let women purchase a potential abortifacient like Misoprostol over the counter without at least a doctor's prescription and a bishop's dispensation?

Don't forget totally natural iron supplements taken cervically in coat-hanger form.

That is not a cow. That is merely a picture of a cow. We clearly have very different definitions of "cow."

I'm going with "probably not in the ER"

20 dudes in under a year is one thing, but… while trying to start a career? That's just unreasonable. Or irrelevant, one of those things.

Congratulations, you are now responsible for the downfall of Western Civilization. Do you happen to resemble a chunky Reese Witherspoon by any chance?

Ross Douthat hopes you are enjoying your decadence, civilization-destroyer.

The central conceit of NiceGuydom™ is that sex, relationships, and women in general are rewards one earns or deserves. This is not a very nice attitude from the perspective of the one whose affections and personhood are being treated as a mere reward.

It's possible then, but my uneducated guess would be that as with other ethnicities this has more to do with the recession and economic situation than anything else. I would think that they were counting the children of Hispanic-identifying people and not necessarily Hispanic-identified children, but I have no idea…

You don't think there's any guy out there who would want to be hung like a horse? Or any woman or man who might want a partner or partner surrogate who was?

Well, one can hardly blame the Chinese alone given the history of the rest of the world. But evidence-based medicine does have some real advantages over shark-fin soup and tiger penis.

Uh, no. If I wanted some ugly frumpy chubby pasty-faced misproportioned troll as a partner, well, I probably could have found a partner I'd settle for by now.

"Hispanic" is usually counted as an ethnicity separate from racial categories in the U.S., i.e. one can be white with Hispanic heritage, black with Hispanic heritage, etc.