Seconded. Wait, stop exiling me!

But you browse Jezebel, so you must be a man-hating Feminist. I learned this in advanced Boolean logic.

Doesn't everyone deserve someone who they find attractive, smart or cute or nerd or not?

Or "to each her own" as the case may be.

Real techies use iTerm on Mac OS X and ssh into screen or tmux sessions. I thought everyone knew this.

Well, everyone knows that all Asians look the same and Asian women are great because they're petite and submissive. I'd imagine that any couple of any race looking for an egg donor in a college newspaper is probably relatively well-off. It kind of makes sense that donors should be compensated, but would that also…

I wonder if it would qualify for affirmative action, or if there are any special scholarships available for liver-Americans.

Well, sure, it's alive, but one could argue that it's alive in the same sense that a teratoma or fetus in fetu is alive. It might go to college one day if the conditions are right and it doesn't die, but the same might be said for any random ovum or spermatozoon.

Huh? Um, it takes way more than money to make someone attractive to decent worthy people. (At least that's been my experience.)

Real linux users would demand that it be GPLed.

No kidding.

In my college newspaper I saw ads that offered 20-50K for blonde-haired blue-eyed tall fair-skinned women.

The correct term is forced-birthers.

You wouldn't need to ask this if you'd seen my liver.

Well, um, neither is an embryo, as an embryo. If my liver happened to grow into a full independent viable baby, I'm not going to stand in the way of its attending college either.

It's a terrorist lip-jab!

You have it all wrong, the Nickelodeon character was named after him.

I didn't mean for that to sound like it was directed at you personally, just at the kind of person you mentioned whose physical type consists of "not black" as a primary component. I apologize for sounding like I was accusing you in particular of feeling this way, as in retrospect my comment does read like an…

Are there any languages that use the feminine pronoun as the default for indeterminate third-person references or for mixed groups? Color me skeptically chartreuse, but I doubt that English settled on the masculine form as the default for third-person pronouns independent of psychology or politics. (It's the same kind…

That's what she said.