I've had women friends say that if they couldn't find anyone by a certain age they might be willing to be in a relationship with me. I think I was flattered at the time.

Correction: you shouldn't.

Why are they a waste of space? Urinals take up less space than full stalls, so a restroom with a mix can serve people at a higher rate than one with just stalls. The reconfiguration argument makes more sense.

And Reagan was already showing some Alzheimer's symptoms, at least by his second term.

Don't forget that it's a write-off on their 15% marginal tax rate for capital gains, said rate being calculated post tithing to a church spending a fortune on outlawing equality in marriage.

I agree, "oh, I don't care if Mittens could fix the economy and bring back jobs, I just care about gay marriage being legalized" is pretty dumb. I don't think it's necessarily dumb to value gay marriage highly, but thinking that Romney could fix the economy and bring back jobs is just ridiculous.

How do comments get ranked as "consistently excellent"? And is there no love for those like me who make inconsistently excellent comments?

"I guess we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out"

"The 6.5 inch, 8 oz. beauty…"

You need to google "supply-side Jesus".

Well, there was the idea of a public option or Medicare buy-in that would let people buy insurance directly from the government at-cost instead of paying for private insurers' profits and overhead.

Actually the individual mandate was more of a compromise to make the insurers happy, and individual health insurance markets that cover pre-existing conditions don't really work without it. That's why Hillary Clinton's plan during the 2008 primaries included one. You're right that conservatives were originally…

So not only is every Indian you've met the child of two doctors, but all the ones who aren't are dominating the schools? But I suppose you haven't actually met any of those ones? And they get shit on more than anyone else, yet somehow manage to make more money per capita than anyone else? But those blacks[sic] are…

Oh, I just meant she had a sad about the idea that portraying a doctor as a Black woman was inaccurate.

But Bush told me that he wasn't that concerned about America's most wanted man, and that bin Laden wasn't a top priority!

I'm kind of surprised, I'd think the election machine would want this coming out before the election. It doesn't do much good afterwards, does it?

"War is a drug" is considered a militaristic conservative theme?

Come on, USB ports? USB only supports one-way host-to-device connections, except for extreme kludges. Those were clearly FireWire ports.

U.S. Surgeon General Regina Benjamin has a sad.