Befuddled Gen-X Dad didn’t understand when little Mikey said he was “about dat life.” 

Ideal Glans Laws

This is not the first time Plank has gotten UA into hot water

Ugh, I already had to suffer through Good Dog Army winning the Super Bowl.

I broke Wayne Chrebet’s nose in college, then made him dance the watusi in front of my girlfriend.

Of course he doesn’t remember, but I mean he wouldn’t, would he?

Please proceed, Governor...

“Yu can’t handle The Truth!” — Mark Wahlberg, wearing a Pierce jersey and beating up an Asian guy

Basketball-flirting is the exclusive property of thirstcrackers who either have a dramatic reconciliation in Vegas with people they’ve trashed in columns (kiss kiss Isiah) or lustily, pleadingly cheer when the white Utah Jazz superstar visits the Garden.
Maybe you can anonytweet some more slogans for Lebron’s next…

In all seriousness, it’s that Italy uses a base 50 numeral system and the rest of the world base 10.

Inexcusable. A player named “Defendi” is a 9?

That stacked-pads save was a wonder, brah.

P.S. at 0:30 of the first video --> Jack Edwards letting his assistant know the handy’s going well. 

Br(ow)exit is going to be as long, drawn out, and stupid as it is in the UK.

As a tribute to neo-Confederate Kinjans I leave them triggered and in the greys.

*little runts look at each other, turn toward the fight*
“Pull through that, Mom!”
“Turn her! Bridge!”
“Fight through it!”

yeah, your short Johnson trying to drive to the hole

Kuchar’s probably a Trumpkin who was upset the Mexican caddie didn’t pay him.

The fact this guy wasn’t ride-or-die with Adolph Rupp’s school is kind of a surprise.
I guess he didn’t like watching Tubby do well.

(person with thick French accent, eating the pizza): “How can you not season this?”
Papa John et al: Because we WANT to own it, Frenchy!

It would, finally, be appropriate for him to scream one of his favorites from that time-- “UH-OH, MAGETTE-O!!”