Angel squeezed the shit out of Kimbrel in the 9th. Granted, Kimbrel wasn’t doing himself any favors to begin with. But the delayed oh-the-crowd-is-calling-it-I-guess-I’ll-call-it-too 3rd strike against Benintendi and the bottom of 9th were big reasons the game got close.

We’re doing blemish/mole jokes here, but you are right to be indignant.

Why do the refs have to make a mountain out of that...thing?

You’re standing against a wall like you was Poindexter.

“Yeah, I get the girl is dressed in yellow and said ‘Hello, come sit next to me you fine fellow,’ but you don’t need to run over there without a second to lose. That’s just not busting a move.”

If you’re an NBA player who doesn’t know how to use his limbs, they should probably call you Tree Lollins.

Can we stop with the sociological theory about not understanding about religious differences and seriousness? Dude’s from fucking Ireland. He’s probably heard tell violence can be involved. He’s a twat.

Reminds me of the torching the Statue of Liberty should administer to Mitch McConnell’s rectum.

Uh, nope, she’s voting yes. And she’ll retire before 2020, so she doesn’t care. Back to coat hangers, thanks Susan!

“Maybe they’re at the...library?” — U of A professor, before putting a gun in mouth

Africa Buggs a damn sasser.

The football player should have preemptively thrown out an insult, then Sasser wouldn’t have been able to throw one back.

“First, guys, choke away the Ryder Cup. That’s right, now, what the hell, choke each other!”

“and which it later emerged he did not listen to at all.”

Don’t know which made me feel older, having no idea about three of them or getting the Joust one right.

Probably too much to expect you to understand modal verbs, but I said “would be,” not “is,” lying. And nowhere did I excuse any action. The whole point about confessing is there is something to confess, i.e. something not to be excused.

But hey that Fox News Valhalla spray looks great on your face. You’re doing the…

No, because Barry isn’t denying he wrote the comments. Kavanaugh is denying everything. It’s that denial NOW that’s part of the problem— he would be lying as a full-fledged adult. If he had confessed, well, then we would be having the conversation you wish to have now.

Mangini’s Browns also destroyed the Pats in 2010. 

I’m not proud, but what can I say, Twitter in 2009 was fun and fresh and full of promising hookups.

We all, Quincy MA meathead and Bristol CT hot-taker alike, should just agree these two psychopaths are NFL’s Chang and Eng. Of course they get on each other’s nerves, that’s wholly different than actually being able to separate and succeed.