I can’t believe you doxxed @CelticsChant, a satirical performance you just don’t understand and have no business judging.

Dribbletarianism, everyone.

It was orange....‘This is why everything has been the way it’s been... This was it.’ It was scary, but it was a relief.

My wife works at a major Boston hospital. Lots of patients fucking their visitors/company in exam rooms while waiting. Lots of people fucking in stairwells.

“We apologize to our viewers, usually when we impulsively target innocent blackness there’s some entertaining bloodshed to watch.”

“to tell it to go fuck itself”

He was quite a player, that Timmy Vigoda.

My face! I think it’s broken!

Slow heartbeat.

Perfect scene of life in Rome, like it was directed by Felini.

Now THAT’S being ruined by betts! — Art Schlichter

Perhaps he unfairly assumed dragging out home run trots would be Bogaerts’s joint.

Agreed, quite a game between the ‘Tals and the ‘Ning.

Let’s let the guy threaten, bully, and call ICE in PEACE, people.

He’s the exact opposite of Harold Abrahams, a Jewish man who sprinted ably in a fight against prejudice.

Michael Jordan may have had his subpar playoff games now and then, but he would have Keyser Soze’d the whole Bulls organization before letting it perform like this two games in a row.

The GOAT debate remains closed until this profligate talent-taker rediscovers as much passion for winning as he has for grooming his…

“And while you may have had success following Messi’s advice for getting ass in Barcelona, be forewarned that his approach won’t be nearly as effective here.”

To be fair, wearing orange in front an Irishman can lead to out of control lunging.

Beast Mode Rules: the Antidote to Chaos at the 1 yard line.

*yellow “Do Not Comment” tape put up by Overdetermined Pun Police*