“And while you may have had success following Messi’s advice for getting ass in Barcelona, be forewarned that his approach won’t be nearly as effective here.”

To be fair, wearing orange in front an Irishman can lead to out of control lunging.

Beast Mode Rules: the Antidote to Chaos at the 1 yard line.

*yellow “Do Not Comment” tape put up by Overdetermined Pun Police*

After adding Katrina floodwaters via CGI, Fox News has hailed him as a brave survivor just trying to clothe his family.

Florimon’s play = a good beer
Kapler’s comment = a hipster explaining the hops and malt breakdown, ruining the experience

Don’t, However, Trust the Confetti

“I didn’t see any Ohio State players go after him.”

I wouldn’t call that picture a police station mug shot, that’s more of a cop profile.

Wow, that’s a first.

You have to talk to his girlfriend to know something about him? Must mean he’s really shy. Maybe kind of a hipster.

A shyster, if you will.

Yeah, put that beef out there...haunches...immovable slabs...things of that nature

(really gets going after 20:00)

RIP Patrice O’Neal, sorry you’re not here to laugh.
(O’Neal laughing at the Shockmaster might be YouTube’s most life-affirming material).

After Game 6...

Investigator used the word “umami” to describe the taste of Sharapova’s gummi PED’s.

Another racist father son team objecting to someone who had a slice.

Nice fedora, Kap.

The only thing keeping this from being a complete joke is the absence of the University of Alaska.