1. He’s definitely confusing life insurance with health insurance. Wow.

The wives are winning this epic battle. Poland walks right past him and his hand. Now “I don’t speak English”.

TRUMP: So, I was seated next to the wife of Prime Minister Abe [Shinzo Abe of Japan], who I think is a terrific guy, and she’s a terrific woman, but doesn’t speak English.

Yup, now every Russian meeting, ever, will have been about adoption. Just like he heard the term “fake news” once, while referring to actually fake sources, and now all legitimate sources are “fake news.”

I’m not saying what any of what he says makes sense, or that he understands life insurance either, but it makes 50% sense if he’s talking about that, and 0% if he’s talking about health insurance.

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

“ I know the bad people. Believe me, do I know bad people.”

I’m just saying, this kind of thing never happens at a steakhouse.

I hate hate HATE Chip but I’m coming around about Joanna. And remember that rumor that Clint is in love with Jo? That’s my favorite thing to bring up when my mom watches this dumpster fire of a show.

I married an English guy and my stepdad spoke to him in some sort of Cockney hybrid every. time. he. saw. him. “ELLO, GUVNAH!!” “Can you not?” “AW LUV I’M JUST TAKIN THE PISS!!”

that is a terrifying gif

If I wanted that kind of education I’d head upstairs and ask my 17 yr old to turn off the video games and tell me some truths for 3 minutes. He has opinions too. Doesn’t mean anyone needs to hear ‘em.

Fear of yogurt?

Hoo boy. He calls himself Dr. because he has PhD(s?) in Greek, Latin, and philosophy. I have a PhD in Classics and art history. If I EVER referred to myself as Dr., I would be laughed the fuck out of my profession. Fuck this smug piece of shit. I bet he has a micropenis.

For real though, how has no one mentioned this?

I am fascinated to hear a 17 year old’s stinging indictment of academia

“Noooo ...one...gives blood like Gaston, writes hits like Gaston, has a neckbeard like Gaston, crossfits like Gaston...

I got dinner with a male man who wasn’t my husband lord master and then got diarrhea on the way home, so yes.

when things get really bad all the swears run and hide and i am left with gentle 1930s child exclamations

Any father who does this to his kid is a criminal. She just sounds utterly messed up.