BvS is a bunch of good (or at least decent) actors trying

Maybe before torturing Jake for Billy’s location, Curtis might have explained that Billy had shot him, shot Madani and killed Frank’s entire family. That might have been more persuasive than beating him and stabbing him in the hand.

They could of saved themselves the trouble, and produced the season on schedule because bandersnatch was a let down

Honestly, this sucks. I’d have much preferred a well-made fifth season than some gimmicky bullshit like Cumberbatch.

I really wanted Tzim Sha to shout, “Mister Fibuli!!!”

We’d also need the parrot. 

it’s very telling when the fan theories were a billion times better than the actual episode....

I’ve never seen her in anything before, but she reminded me of a cross between Carrie Mulligan and Laura Linney.

Hard to choose a favorite point/counterpoint, but I'll always remember https://www.theonion.com/i-am-so-starving-vs-i-am-so-starving-1819594260

In 2016, Gizmodo reported that former workers in Facebook’s “trending topics” department said employees in that section “routinely suppressed” news from conservative sources, even though the section was supposed to merely reflect what was popular. Stories from conservative outlets weren’t included if they were…

For a moment I got my hopes up thinking we might be about to get some sort of Banana Splits-themed dance number (That wasn’t “Buffalo Soldier” by the way.) Maybe later in the season if they figure out how to recombine.

Honestly, I was hoping Elsa and Eva could’ve had their duo team of law enforcement agents. Then Fast 8 happened.

Nothing, NOTHING, will ever top the UK Office Christmas Special.

Also the world’s most overrated musician (yep, ahead of Eminem). Literally every bland suburban dad with a reverb amp in his garage can play the entire Clapton songbook; it’s probably why they love him so much.

Be careful, if you use too many accurate adjectives or parsings, you won’t be self-flagellating enough.

Not that I want to defend Alleged Sheriff Clarke, but if I had an opportunity to wear a stupid fucking hat everywhere and get people to buy into it I’d do it. Granted I’d probably pick like... a papal mitre or one of those wide-brimmed plague doctor hats.

Oh, they caught it, but then they got distracted with riffing that “I don’t believe in tipping” scene from Reservoir Dogs over and over again, while Darvish threw BP.

The Lunar Rover level on Gran Turismo 6 was a huge pain in the ass.

Remember in Alien when they realized Ash was a robot?

Maybe if you did you would have the energy to read the article.